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保羅夢遊記 — 辟邪劍譜 The Book of exorcise Evil Sword

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  1. 保羅夢遊記 --- 辟邪劍譜 The Book of exorcise Evil Sword

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我又夢了:

在遠方的一個國度裏,有一個欲稱雄於武林的劍客, 姓楊名木人。 他無論睡覺吃飯,行路拉屎,都想著要找到失傳已久的辟邪劍譜。 據說若能練成記載在劍譜內的辟邪劍法,就必能稱雄武林,受萬人景仰。

一天,楊木人在林中練劍,他使出一招”楊皮面具”,劍鋒削向一顆需七人合抱的百年老榕樹,把其樹皮削下了一大片。 不料,被削掉樹皮的樹幹上嚇然出現了一個一尺見方的樹洞,洞中隱隱有青光透出。 楊木人需覺得有點邪門,但他仗著自己武功了得,便就近樹洞觀看,他竟看見洞內有一本書冊被一層青光裹著。 他便探手進洞把書取出。 書一出洞,青光就消失了,楊木人驚見書面上寫著”辟 邪 劍 譜”四個字。 他狂喜不已,把劍譜收在懷裏,就展開身法,以輕工”避重就輕”急略回山上他用以練工的山洞裏。

楊木人打開劍譜,看到第一頁寫著”辟邪劍法第一法訣:「武林稱雄,揮劍自宮。」修練者必須先自宮,否則會「慾火焚身,立時走火入魔,僵癱而死。”。 楊木人額冒冷汗,自言自語地道:”我七代單傳,尚未娶妻。 雙親年事以高,正所謂不孝有三,無後為大。 我若練這神功,又怎能遵守愛爸媽,愛我家的家傳嚴訓呢? 況且,我人活到三十多歲‵連大姑娘的手仔都未拖過,又怎能..。” 楊木人一面看著劍譜內精妙的劍法,欲罷不能;一面想著”愛爸媽,愛我家,愛爸媽,愛我家,愛爸媽,愛我家的家訓,也是欲罷不能。 他感到內心攪痛如焚,天人交戰, 不知過了多少時辰,當他揭至劍譜最後一頁時,他看到上面寫著”若不欲自宮,還有一法。” 楊木人立時兩眼放光,續讀下去。見寫著四個大字”生 吞 駱 駝”。

楊木人立即起行,一路向西,走了七日七夜,到了駱駝沙漠。 他朝著沙漠深處前行了七個時辰,連一條駱駝的毛也找不到。 正當他疲憊不堪時,突然看見前面七丈開外有個綠洲,一隻身形巨大的駱駝正在低頭渴水。 楊木人立即打起精神,施展”避重就輕”輕工直撲駱駝,並使出一招”粉色墳墓”,長劍清脆地把駱駝的頸項切斷。 楊木人在駝頭未掉進水裏前就把它拿起,立即撕咬起來。 由於情景實在太過令人嘔心,所以在此按下不表。

正當楊木人幹活到駱駝的右後腿時,他聽到一陣慈祥的笑聲。 他抬頭向笑聲望去,但見一個鬚眉皆白的老者,穿著長繸子的衣裳,正執鬚而笑。 楊木人問道:”你是誰?” 老者答道:”我是沙漠智者,姓賽名利法。” 楊木人道:你待怎樣?” 賽利法道:”年青人,你太心急了吧, 你懷中的劍譜所寫的”生吞駱駝”不是這樣吞的。” 楊木人立即手按劍柄,怒道:”你怎知我有劍譜?” 賽利法道:”稍安無躁,我就是辟邪劍譜的作者。 不信的話,你可看看劍譜的背面。” 楊木人一手繼續按著劍柄,一手把劍譜拿出來, 他看見劍譜背後寫著”版權所有 – 賽利法” 他便立刻拜倒在地,一面向著賽利法磕頭如搗蒜,一面嚷道:”前輩請指教,前輩請指教。”

賽利法道:”生吞駱駝是一首詩的前半句,全詩是生吞駱駝,吐出小虫。 這是指一種生活模式。你只要在你的日常生活裏,挑選一些相對來說不是極重要的事來幹,而那些極重要的事則千萬不要幹。 唉! 看你的蠢相,都是不明的了。讓我打個比喻吧! 若你看見有百姓被人偷了一塊餅,就要立即號召天下武林,群起而聲討該毛賊。 把他盡量夭魔化。 但若你看到有官府欺負百姓,就千萬不可出頭,把屋門關得嚴嚴的。 到得官府離開後,便要擺出一個心同感受的樣去安撫被欺的百姓(流幾滴眼淚是常識吧!) 當你不斷按這生吞駱駝的原則去做,你心中的邪念就會慢慢地被辟去。 當你發覺自己無需經過思想,憑著本能就能生吞駱駝時,就是你成功之日。 那時,你就可開始收練劍譜內的辟邪劍法了。 明白嗎?”

楊木人喜道:”這樣我既能遵守家訓,愛爸媽,愛我家,又能習得天下無敵的辟邪劍法了。 哈哈哈……哈哈哈…前輩,大恩不言謝,請阿!”

賽利法把手一攤道:”且慢,無需你言謝,但請給我七十七萬兩銀。” 楊木人怒道:”甚麼! ! 你竟向我要錢?” 賽利法收起笑容, 雙眼殺機驟現,你忘了辟邪劍譜的著者是誰嗎?” 楊木人只好勉強堆起笑容,從包裹內拿出一張七十七萬兩的銀票,心不甘情不願地遞給賽利法。 慈祥的笑容從新爬上賽利法的面上,然後,他便飄然遠去。 雖然沒有了很多銀兩,但想到自己即將練成絕世神功,楊木人也帶著狂喜的心和滿身的駱駝血”避重就輕”地離開了沙漠。

- 夢完-


I dreamed again

Once upon a time in a kingdom, there was a man called Yeung who wanted to learn the most powerful sword in the world, that is the exorcise Evil Sword. Then he would become a person who was respected by everyone. One day, when he was practicing sword in the forest, his sword peeled off the skin of the stem of a large tree. He discovered that there was a hole in the stem. Then he saw that there was a book lying in the hole and he took it out. The title of the book is the Book of exorcise Evil Sword. Yeung was over excited and ran back to his case in the mount at once.

Yeung started to read the book and the book said:”If you want to learn the exorcise Evil Sword, you have to cut off your sex organ first. Otherwise you will die!” Yeung was frightened and he said:”I have no brother and have not married yet, and my parents are old. If I learn this Sword, how can I have son and please my parents? Then I cannot keep our family law, that is To Love My Parents, To Love My Family.” Then when he read the last page of the book, it said:”If you don’t want to cut off your sex organ, there is another method. That is to Swallow a Camel.”

Yeung set out immediately towards the west. He walked 7 days and 7 nights and reached the Camel Desert. However, he walked in the desert for 14 hours, he couldn’t even find a camel hair. When he was about to faint, he saw an oasis about 70 feets ahead, there was a big camel drinking water there. Yeung at once ran to the camel and used his sword to behead the camel. He then started to eat the whole camel.

When Yeung was going to eat the right back leg of the camel, he heard someone laughing kindly. He looked up and saw an old man with white beard and hairs and with long robe, standing before him. Yeung asked:”Who are you? The old man answered:”I am the Wise man in the Desert called Choi.” Yeung said:”What’s up?”. Choi said :”Young man, The book said that you should swallow a camel, but your way of eating is wrong.” Yeung said with angry:”How do you know that I have the book?” Choi said:”I am the author of the book. If you don’t believe, you can look at the back of the book.” Yeung took out the book and saw that at the back of the book it written “All Rights Reserved – Choi” Then Yeung bowed down to Choi and asked for his instruction.

Choi said:”To swallow a camel is the first half of a poem. The whole poem is To Swallow A Camel, To Spew out Gnats. That is a kind of living style. In your daily living, you have to do things that are relatively not extremely important. And you should Never do things that are extremely important. O! Fool, I think you don’t understand what I mean. Let me give you an example. If you saw someone steals a piece of biscuit, you have to gather the whole city to attack that thief and try your best to make the whole city believe that the thief is a devil. But, if you saw an authority oppresses people. You should do nothing. After the authority left, you go to comfort the people who were oppressed. You should live according to this camel swallowing principle until you could obey it by instinct, then you could start to learn the sword.

Yeung said with joy:”Then I can obey my family law – To Love My Parents, To Love My Family, and I cand learn the most powerful sword. Haa…Haaa.Haaaa”

Choi said with an open hand:”$770,000 please.” Yeung yelled:”What? you want money?” Choi said:”Don’t you remember that I am the author of the book? You don’t want to live?” Yeung at once took out the check and gave it to Choi who then went away quickly. Then Yeung also left the desert with a joyful heart and clothes that stained with camel blood.

- The End -

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